Yesterday Meg sent me this good one:
Me: "Haze, you're getting a time out!"
Hazel: "'kay. Bye, babies. Be right back. I be back soon, babies." (speaking to her baby dolls)
6,960 quarters rounded up one proof quarter (2005S KS), twelve Canadians, three UK 10 pence, two Bermuda 25¢, one Cayman Islands 25¢, one Finnish 1 Markka (1982) and one arcade token.
1,200 dimes yielded one silver dime (1963D), three Canadians, one Bermuda 10¢ and one US penny.
880 nickels had nothing.